Strange journalism: Socialism to blame for missing five wicket haul
It may be that odd things amuse me sometimes. The follow headline from an article by Wayne Smith in today’s edition of The Australian struck me as somewhat humourous.
Seriously? Socialism prevented Australia’s newest bowling sensation James Pattinson from reaching the five-wicket milestone against India at the second test in Sydney? How did this crazy situation come to pass? Well, Wayne Smith explains:
For those who can’t see that graphic, the key quote is:
“Pattinson surely would have had the third five-wicket haul of his brief Test career were it not for the fact that Michael Clarke takes a curiously socialist approach to his bowling changes, spreading the riches around so that all his pacemen might profit equally.” (emphasis added).
I know Clarke is running a tight ship at the moment, but who would have thought it was this strict. What’s he got going? Some kind of quota system? Does getting dropped actually mean being taken to gulags somewhere out in the Australian bushlands?
Those who have an inkling of understanding of first year political science would know, socialism, in a very basic sense, is about centralised ownership of the means of production and a rejection of the hegemony of free-market capitalism, something that seems wholly unsuitable for use as cricket metaphor (for the record, Wayne, perhaps the word ‘egalitarian’ might be better used to describe Clarke’s approach to bowler distribution).
Still, it does raise an interesting thought. The Australian, a Murdoch owned paper who has stated that they were out to destroy the Australian Greens, is well known to fall to the right of the ideological centre ground when it comes to its editorial direction, with things like “socialism” broadly being considered “bad”.
While I don’t suggest that Wayne Smith didn’t do anything other than incorrectly use a concept to describe events on a cricket pitch, it is somewhat conveniently amusing that it appeared in The Australian.
Actually, come to think about it, I’m pretty such that Sachin Tendulker’s failure to reach a century in the first innings of the Sydney test can be attributed somehow to trotskyism.






