Fact#34: The only thing I hate more than genocide is ironing.
Over the past few days, whenever I log into my facebook account or sign into msn messenger, I have noticed the increased number of people with tags attached to their names exclaiming their disbelief that Heath Ledger has passed away.
Well, I have news for these people, you better start believing it. Nearly insurmountable evidence has been compiled by New York medics, police and masseuses. Hell, even Mary Kate Olsen has been consulted. Heath Ledger is dead.
In the event that somehow these multitudes of social networking slaves are somehow right in their denial of Mr Ledger’s state of being, then one could probably say that Heath will have pulled off the greatest acting in the history of acting!
Perhaps he has decided to become the Joker permanently. What a guy!
Seriously, though, I think Heath was great. I even own the historically accurate masterpiece “The Patriot” on DVD. He was also great in that documentary “Ten Things I Hate About You” which followed the life and times of Heath and Julia Stiles, which accurately recalled the events of the Potsdam Conference of 1945.
I’ll miss you Heath.
I also note it strange that the definition of the word “ledger” includes “the stone slab used to cover a grave”. Spooky. It reminds me when John Candy died of a heart attack presumably brought on by the excessive consumption of candy. Wait a sec! Heath Ledger was also in a movie entitled “Candy”. Could these events be somehow all related?!
It reminds me of my own (probable) fate - to be devoured alive by a school of Murray Cod. Presumably in the Murray River, rather than at Underwater World or in someone’s aquarium. Spooky indeed.
Anywhoo, the following video is endorsed by this blog. Hilarity ensues when Jerry O’Connell parodies the immortal lord of the mind, Tom “The Deranged” Cruise. Enjoy!
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