Welcome to another entry on my haphazardly updated blog!
According to the Codex of Ultimate Wisdom, 2006 is set to be an exciting year, especially for deserts and desertification! Now, before you go running for your gateaux knives, check your spelling and join my pals Gobi, Sahara, Kalahari, Antartica, Simpson and Great Sandy for a year of wisdom and charity.
This year I will continue to dislike the following
- The word “podcast“
- Deniers of the Armenian Genocide
- Emo kids
- People with distinct lack of geographical knowledge
- Australian television
- Those really large sunglasses woman seem to wear everywhere - they look ridiculous.
Again, I’d love to think of some actual stimulating content but it seems that my hate of the above items has consumed me, and I’m on the path to the dark side.
Until then, my friend, enjoy The Chaser’s review of 2005 - click here. I couldn’t have summed it up better myself.

hi my name is geoff and i have just achieved teh greatest challange of my life. leaving münchen, the beer capital of the world, for teh second time in my life, without any serious injuries or even alive. my joy is short lived. i now head to prauge were teh women and the beer are cheap adn so is life. a strange sense of forbodeing settles on me as i wait for the train….
geoff cremin
January 31st, 2006
Ahh Geoff. You need to get some spelling skills!
daz
February 20th, 2006
This blog is gay
Heteroman
March 10th, 2006
I love you hetroman!
daz
May 2nd, 2006