darragh murray

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A place where I can write irrelevant anecdotes that make me sound like a pretentious git.

Archive for the 'Terrible, Short, Poetry' Category

Sweet Armenia!

Friday, November 25th, 2005

Sweet Armenia!
I am saddened by your recent past
Damn those Turkish bastards
I will send 1000 pirates
To ruin their sea-bound bread exports.

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Visual Basic For Applications Love

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

Vba,
I asked for your hand
in marriage
And all I got was
Compile Error
Expected: end of statement

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Doves

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005

When doves cry,
I laugh.
At the prospect,
Of doves having tear glands

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