A place where I can write irrelevant anecdotes that make me sound like a pretentious git.
Terrible Short Poet Alex “James Frain” Moss sends in this rather topical and contemporary ballad concerning former ABC reporter and presenter, Maxine McKew. Be warned! Its a bit of a tear-jerker.
“Maxine McKew
I love you,
Come into my house,
for a drink or two.
You’ve got foxy eyes,
and a toothy grin,
you’re running for the seat,
that John Howard’s in.
I remember [...]
Budding local poet, Alexis Conomos, sends in a delicious haiku that makes the transition from weekday to weekend all the more easier.
I try to escape
But I trip, on my own balls.
Why are they so big?
This poem is one that dates back to the days when Lachlan’s coworker filled his friends days with smiles and happiness. This is my attempt to honour her precious memory.
Dallas
The fact that I have not known you
Nor your tender touch
Your imminent departure
Makes my groin
Moan in flaccid disappointment.
Soon, other worldly forces will collide
Order and chaos will become as one
Death awaits all those who dare
Oppose the inevitable when
Master and apprentice
Yield and dominate alternately
Today’s entry is authored by the revered biblical scholar, Alexis “James Frain” Conomos. Alexis is leading living authority of the Book of Job, and enjoys greyhound racing and internet gambling. Many [...]
Arg!
Zip!
Compressed File!
How you seduce me with your dulcet wiles.
Armenia!
With your fields full of men.
Or at least they would have been,
Had those turks not,
Murdered them all!
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