A place where I can write irrelevant anecdotes that make me sound like a pretentious git.
Today’s entry comes from David Young. David is an avid horse enthusiast, as well as a member of the Australian Olympic Equestrian team. Thanks David!
You make me feel,
So hot, and wet.
When you create software,
With Visual Basic dot net!
Todays submission comes from enigmatic Lachlan F Kuhn. Lachlan is a part-time software engineer, and a full-time fitching engineer. Thank you, Lachlan
What are you doing alone, girl-child?
You violate the laws of plans!
I am ordered to kill you,
I must do it with my hands.
I need guidance, Great One,
I must, but I can not,
Why are these things [...]
Breaking walls apart
With my gargantuan cock
Oh, sweet Viagra!
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Today’s entry comes from Lachlan Kuhn. This was previously published on splunge. Published here with permission.
Well, it seems like a good idea, honey…
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“4 Rabbits” - A terrible, short, poem, by Marty Kelly.
4 Rabbits.
One is Black,
One is Brown,
One is Grey,
One is Dead.
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Marty is an artist, purveyor of beverages, resident of Carndonagh, Ireland, as well as a Mexican. He is also a maniac. Thanks Marty for your submission.
Sweet Armenia!
I am saddened by your recent past
Damn those Turkish bastards
I will send 1000 pirates
To ruin their sea-bound bread exports.
